Andy Barefoot


Welcome to Neubeuern! #bavariarse

22 DAYS AGO.

That No.11 for England looks handy...

42 DAYS AGO.

Do these look soft boiled to you finecooking.com? Do they? DO THEY??? I ask you for the worlds simplest recipe and you fuck it up. ARE YOU HAPPY???

44 DAYS AGO.

Better Call Felix!

46 DAYS AGO.

Optical zoom x300ish

50 DAYS AGO.

Inner tube dispensing machine. Because punctures don't respect Bavarian shop opening hours.

51 DAYS AGO.

Great leaving gifts from adidas: startling sneakers, personalised mannschaft shirt, basket of bacon and the construction of a 120 foot statue in my honour. Nice!

59 DAYS AGO.

J.V.T. I'll miss my Dutch lookie-likie 👬

63 DAYS AGO.

He went first and still lost... Dollmaier: noughts and crosses numbnuts

89 DAYS AGO.

Reassuringly I would at least be in the top 10% of applicants for my own job.

98 DAYS AGO.

**Game of Thrones spoiler** Joellen of Winterfell does not manage to repel the Wildlings single handedly despite her trusty crossbow

98 DAYS AGO.

This dog has seen things it can never forget.

100 DAYS AGO.

This doesn't seem appropriate. Even for cherubs. And you've just downloaded it...

100 DAYS AGO.

My beer is smaller than the condiments :-( #amsterdam #wouldneverhappeningermamy

179 DAYS AGO.

Mr Anand Rao: India's Greatest Pool Player (here tonight)

192 DAYS AGO.

What's that? You don't have advance VIP access to the new Lego Simpsons house? Lamest. Loser. Ever.

192 DAYS AGO.

I resolved to eat more fruit in 2014! Step 1: apple pizza

193 DAYS AGO.

This will have to do whilst they continue to drag their feet on the launch of the adidas Barefoot signature shoe...

195 DAYS AGO.

Oh Germany! You thought making kids sweets in the shape of bums with ears on the side (!?) was appropriate but drew the line at writing "arse" on the label. I've so much still to learn about this magical country.

198 DAYS AGO.

Ho Ho Ho! Happy Christmas from Nuremberg!

219 DAYS AGO.

Vegetarian drei-im-weckla

227 DAYS AGO.

A melt of chocolate santas

233 DAYS AGO.

Duck a l'orange. (Can you see the orange?)

239 DAYS AGO.

The latest 3-d printers can produce devastatingly life like models

241 DAYS AGO.

After just 45 minutes of textile chat we managed to haggle this man down to just 93% of his original asking price. #bazaarbuttrue

246 DAYS AGO.

When haggling in the Turkish bazaar try not to upset the cat.

247 DAYS AGO.

#newposterselfie

254 DAYS AGO.

Got a photo as Poldo popped into the office today and posed with fans (they both seem distracted) #wisheshewasabaggie http://t.co/6FPKSs8p5W

255 DAYS AGO.

Interesting stuff. "Black players at Zenit St. Petersburg? The fans’ views": http://t.co/AjbXsvukKj

256 DAYS AGO.

Hey Germans, keep your basecap on, or this is likely to turn into a shitschturm: http://t.co/1ax6yolErx

256 DAYS AGO.

RT @rebeccawatson: Be as shocked as you like, but I bet dolphins would be disgusted to know the things you use to masturbate. http://t.co/U…

256 DAYS AGO.

When did Haribo start making naked horned Satans? #gummibeelzebub

261 DAYS AGO.

The first one is a corker - http://t.co/PVuOguOBG4

261 DAYS AGO.

Some good lookers here: http://t.co/lc9OCLKoL8 #carpetonthewall

261 DAYS AGO.

RT @flashboy: Imagine a nightmarish post-Leveson world where a cowed press simply parrots the government line OH HANG ON http://t.co/bEA9Vg…

292 DAYS AGO.

“It’s not really practical or safe to pick ticks out of chimps’ noses” http://t.co/M5Mi2E6Vty

295 DAYS AGO.

Day 1 at the monastery is going very well

296 DAYS AGO.

Well, I only have myself to blame for this... #eltonisagatewaydrug

297 DAYS AGO.

RT @J_OlssonViasat: Theatre of dreams, 3 points. Get in!! http://t.co/GKPS737aDG

303 DAYS AGO.

Rockin' the #3stripes! #liveyourstyle #unitealloriginals #viewfromthethrone #nofilter

322 DAYS AGO.

Good shot sir! Mr Evans at the start of a mighty comeback...

330 DAYS AGO.

Airport breakfast #deadby40 #suicidebysalt

332 DAYS AGO.

The 2002 US Soccer team sure were cool... http://t.co/LXYkhfa5cw

339 DAYS AGO.

"...I’m interested in how people are often dumber and not funnier than computers." http://t.co/98kwWJk6nq

339 DAYS AGO.

“I’m interested not in whether computers can be smarter and funnier than people...."

339 DAYS AGO.

372 DAYS AGO.

A collection of mouse shit and piss found under my bookshelf in Amsterdam #nofilter

380 DAYS AGO.

I try to avoid buying clothes made in Chinese sweatshops, but often it is the only way you can guarantee you are getting genuine panda fur.

393 DAYS AGO.

Where are we going? https://t.co/M2yY8IKN2d

394 DAYS AGO.

Just ONE euro! In this country I will eat like a king! (Henry VIII)

416 DAYS AGO.