JvT and I and a few of our closest friends.... Next round is on me! #enormousoktberfesticles
Hmm, the tongues or the brain? The pressed head or the gizzards? Such choices... #offallydifficultchoices
New hyperlapse app makes professional quality time lapse video. As demonstrated here by Joellen Bigelow...
Unglaublich! The butter breze has the butter on the inside! #berlinstartupculture #silicondönerstand
#dogauditions 1: Opi. Cuteness: 7/10. Mischief: 3/10. Smelliness of poop: 9:10. Verdict: REJECTED
It's totally normal that I should weigh more than all five of these assorted children. After all, their combined ages are less than mine. #imfinewithit #cryinginside
Do these look soft boiled to you finecooking.com? Do they? DO THEY??? I ask you for the worlds simplest recipe and you fuck it up. ARE YOU HAPPY???
Inner tube dispensing machine. Because punctures don't respect Bavarian shop opening hours.
Great leaving gifts from adidas: startling sneakers, personalised mannschaft shirt, basket of bacon and the construction of a 120 foot statue in my honour. Nice!
**Game of Thrones spoiler** Joellen of Winterfell does not manage to repel the Wildlings single handedly despite her trusty crossbow
What's that? You don't have advance VIP access to the new Lego Simpsons house? Lamest. Loser. Ever.
This will have to do whilst they continue to drag their feet on the launch of the adidas Barefoot signature shoe...
Oh Germany! You thought making kids sweets in the shape of bums with ears on the side (!?) was appropriate but drew the line at writing "arse" on the label. I've so much still to learn about this magical country.
After just 45 minutes of textile chat we managed to haggle this man down to just 93% of his original asking price. #bazaarbuttrue
Got a photo as Poldo popped into the office today and posed with fans (they both seem distracted) #wisheshewasabaggie http://t.co/6FPKSs8p5W
Interesting stuff. "Black players at Zenit St. Petersburg? The fans’ views": http://t.co/AjbXsvukKj
Hey Germans, keep your basecap on, or this is likely to turn into a shitschturm: http://t.co/1ax6yolErx
RT @rebeccawatson: Be as shocked as you like, but I bet dolphins would be disgusted to know the things you use to masturbate. http://t.co/U…